Darel Rex Finley is a mid-40s software developer who lives in Columbus, Ohio, and enjoys projecting his opinion wherever it might stir things up and make life a little juicier.

• Limericks All great minds have a poetry corner, and maybe antlers.

• Excalibur Who’s the king? Litmus-test proof! UPDATE: Astroworld has since been destroyed (boo hoo), so now nobody can prove this is fake! :)

• Body-for-LIFE Does it really work? I wanted to find out.

• Fitness Meditation A crystallized list of my personal fitness demons.

• 5-Hour Energy This stuff really works for me.

• Favorite beer: Chimay Grande Reserve

• Favorite American beer: Sam Adams, of course!

• Favorite barbeque sauce: You kiddin’ me? Stubb’s Spicy.

Friends’ websites, and other cool links:

• Jim Kluka

• Jim Skipper

Google searches that turn up one of my pages in the first page of results (as of 2012.05.02):

• anamorphic DVD letterboxing

• change color saturation

• circular maze

• Collatz Conjecture analysis

• color saturation C

• custom 20th Century Fox logo

• custom Star Wars logo

• Einstein's error

• Excalibur Astroworld

• facing pages ePub

• file system snapshots

• fitness meditation

• geometric calculus

• gyroscope how it works

• Haldane's dilemma

• how osmosis works

• Howard Stern messiah

• HSV HSL HSB

• Intelligent Design introduction

• JVC e-Shift

• Katy Mills Mall opening day

• light fastest path

• lightsaber effect

• line-line intersection

• Mac processor count

• Mac Roman conversion

• Mandelbrot slideshow

• message theory

• Microsoft spatializer

• mouseover menus

• National Geographic Science of Obesity

• non-euclidean geometry equivocation

• NSLock

• NSTextField focus

• Objective-C philosophy

• osmosis explained

• PlaysForSure Wikipedia

• point in polygon

• polygon fill

• polygon perimeter C

• polygon perimeter code

• polygon shortest path

• public key man-in-the-middle

• QuickSort C

• QuickSort implementation

• Readability BS

• refraction path

• smallest enclosing polygon

• spline bounding rectangle

• spline circle fake

• spline polygon

• Star Wars crawl

• stereo separation

• subpixel antialiasing

• UTF-8 C functions

• weave maze

• quintic no solution

Google searches that turn up one of my pages as the number one result (as of 2012.05.02):

• alternative color model

• certificate authority man in the middle

• free will statistics

• gravity table equilibrium

• how file system snapshots work

• how stereo separation works

• IC counterarguments

• instant file system snapshots

• Intelligent Design straight dope

• Loudmouse

• Maxwell's demon examples

• optimized QuickSort

• overlapping maze

• point in spline polygon

• point left of ray

• polarizer experiment

• polygon area C

• polygon area code

• polygon hatch lines

• polygon inset

• rational theodicy

• raw interlaced DV

• refraction fastest

• Snell sideloading

• spatializer effect

• spline polygon area

iBookstore searches that turn up one of my books in the top ten results (as of 2012.05.02):

• mechanism

• Starbucks