The Upside-Down Tech Future

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IF Apple is succeeding wildly, while other tech companies are stumbling and failing, and you don’t like that, what do you predict for the future? What else — the upside-down opposite of what’s happening now!

Dell was on top of the world maybe ten years ago, and now they’re not — so if Apple is top of the world now, soon they won’t be! See how it works? Apple was in dire straits fifteen years ago, but now they’re on top of the world — so if Dell is in dire straits now, soon they’ll be on top of the world!

It’s so obvious! Just ask the experts. Here they are, from the past year — enjoy!

Henry Blodget in Business Insider (March 2013): “Anyone Who Thinks Apple Will Rule The World Forever Should Look At This Picture [photo of 1965 DEC PDP-8 minicomputer] ... For two decades, the company’s stock soared. Nothing would ever stop Digital Equipment Corporation. ... A couple of decades later, In the late 1990s, Compaq bought what was left of DEC. Then Compaq itself collapsed and was acquired by HP. Some remnants of DEC still exist within HP, which is itself now collapsing. Microsoft, the company that rode the wave that supplanted mini-computers, is now, if not collapsing, struggling.”

Andre Mouton in USA Today (April 2013): “[T]oday a much-diminished [Dell] is in talks to go private. It’s a cautionary tale for Apple, whose position today is uncomfortably similar to Dell’s eight years ago.”

Tero Kuittinen in BGR (April 2013): “Chilling deja vu as Apple starts to echo Nokia circa 2007 ... It may sound absurd to compare Apple to Nokia in any way, but back in 2007, Nokia was hot as a pistol.”

Peter Cohan in Forbes (April 2013): “[I]ts imminent debt offering is just a part of what makes me wonder whether Apple could become the next Dell. ... Is Apple going the way of Dell?”

Rob Enderle (May 2013): “How HP Could Become the Next Apple ... Apple went from being in far worse shape than HP’s in now to become more valuable at its peak than even oil companies, so this isn’t an impossible goal.”

Derek Crockett in The Washington Times Communities (May 2013): “Although many might think it improbable for a company like Apple to fail, it has had many predecessors. Montgomery Ward, Eastman Kodak, and arguably, Dell Computer, are all examples of companies that once were dominant in their fields and are now no more than shells of what they once were.”

Clem Chambers in Forbes (May 2013): “Apple Needs A Miracle ... Apple investors need to look at the Microsoft chart carefully because this is a highly likely future for their stock.”

Jeremy Bowman in The Motley Fool (June 2013): “We need to see something new out of the Cupertino kids soon, or like Kodak before it, Apple may be nothing more than a beautiful memory.”

Barry Randall in MarketWatch (September 2013): “Like the PC business before it, I think the handset hardware business is moving toward a zero-margin, loss-leader existence, where the customer experience is defined by software and systems often controlled by others. Tim Cook should ask Michael Dell how that transition has turned out.”

Henry Blodget in Business Insider (September 2013): “If you don’t understand what happens to platform providers that lose momentum and become niche players, just look at BlackBerry. ... What Apple zealots who crow about the company’s current profitability should recognize is that BlackBerry was highly profitable only a few years ago.”

Paul Sagawa of Sector & Sovereign Research (October 2013): “Given Apple’s massive sales and industry defying profitability, it is difficult to see where ... growth will come from. ... history has given us a clear example of a wildly profitable and cash rich company that struggled with growth — see Microsoft, circa 2003.”

Adnaan Ahmad of Berenberg (October 2013): “The problem I see with your stock is that in the absence of any ‘out of the box’ move to a sizable new vertical market, the key debate will always be about your ability to sustain these ‘abnormal’ margins in your iPhone business — and let’s not forget, the consumer technology industry has been the graveyard for many historically great brands (Sony and Nokia spring to mind).”

Benjamin Pimentel in MarketWatch (December 2013): “‘I think it’s a case of nowhere else to go,’ Roger Kay of Endpoint Technologies Associates told MarketWatch. ‘Microsoft can only go up from zero and Apple can only go down from 100%.’”

Paul R. La Monica in CNN Money (January 2014): “The tech industry is littered with examples of companies that once were on top and did not do enough to stay there. ... Apple needs something else new. Now.”

Jeff Macke in Yahoo Finance (January 2014): “New Apple looks like the old Microsoft ... Apple is getting old. ... iPods are a nice cash-cow business with no hopes for exciting innovation on the horizon; a chilling glimpse into the future of the company.”

Richard Feloni in Business Insider (April 2014): “[Apple’s great] numbers can be misleading. Look at Microsoft. Sales under CEO Steve Ballmer grew while the company became increasingly irrelevant in the broader tech industry.”

 

Ongoing updates:

Scott Moritz in The Street (March 2010): “While hard to picture now, Jobs and company will one day, maybe soon, fall out of step with fashion. ... It’s inevitable. The life cycle of tech giants is brilliant and brutally short. Today’s consumer electronics leaders are tomorrow’s fossils.”

Joe Wilcox in betanews (September 2010): “Even the fallen can rise to greatness. Apple was a near-death case in 1996 ... Now look at Apple, with market capitalization greater than Microsoft’s ... If Apple can achieve such greatness with so much less than what Microsoft can bring to bear, Windows Phone can yet push upwards from the bottom. After all, Microsoft isn’t a company teetering on the edge of collapse like Apple was in the mid 1990s.”

James B. Stewart in The New York Times, “Common Sense” (February 2012): “[Evercore Partners’ Ro­bert] Cihra may well be right that Apple investors have at least several years of breathing room. But history suggests that excessive enthusiasm can often precede a fall. At Cisco’s peak, every Wall Street analyst covering the company rated it a strong buy or buy.”

Clem Chambers in Forbes (July 2012): “There exists no justification and no hard evidence suggesting that Apple can hold its position as the world’s most valuable company over the long-term. ... Apple is on its way back to corporate normality and a much lower stock price. ... What would Apple be worth if it was a normal company? Ask Michael Dell.”

Michael Wolff in The Guardian (August 2012): “Just like Microsoft, Apple’s evolution from smart tech company to global uber-brand contains the seeds of its own destruction ... On the one hand, there is this seemingly golden company. On the other hand, there is anybody with any sense of history knowing this is going to end badly.”

Michael Wolff in USA Today (November 2012): “How long do you get to stay on top? General Motors had three generations; IBM two; Microsoft one. Apple?”

Rob Enderle (December 2012): “Motorola discovered how far and fast you can fall, as did Palm, when their subsequent executive moves caused both companies to fall from their heady heights. Simply the loss of the belief that Apple is unbeatable will drive Apple down.”

James Surowiecki in The New Yorker (March 2013): “To keep thriving, Apple has to keep innovating, and much of the anxiety about the company stems from a concern that it may finally be ‘hitting a wall’ in that department. ... Past performance is no guarantee of future results: just ask Motorola and BlackBerry.”

Daniel B. Kline in The Motley Fool (March 2014): “Just like it was great to be ... Blockbuster Video until the concept of video rental largely moved from physical to digital rental, it’s great to have the top smartphone while people buy smartphones. ... if Apple is not prepared for whatever is next, than [sic] the company — no matter how great a 2014 it will have — is built on a shaky foundation.”

Bert Dohmen in Forbes (March 2014): “The Apple bulls tell us about the great ‘eco-system’ of Apple. ... Well, Sony had that with Betamax, Wang had it with word processors, Digital Equipment had it with corporate computers. The last two I mentioned went out of business, and Betamax died although the technology was superior to VHS. The corporate graveyard is full of such companies. Sony used to be the top brand in electronics. But then it always delivered products with fewer features at a much higher price. The company thought it could get away with that because it was ‘Sony.’ Isn’t that what Apple is doing? Now Sony is just another brand, having trouble making a profit.”

Jonathan Yates in The Street (April 2014): “At this time, Apple is like General Motors with its Cadillac and Buick line in the early 1970s. It is doing well at the top of the market with the iPhone, but future sales will reward solid lower end mobile phones of an acceptable quality and level of performance ...”

Kevin Maney in Newsweek (May 2014): “In 2020, Apple will still be king of the digital download, but that will be like congratulating Barnes & Noble because it’s king of physical bookstores.”

Jim Edwards in Yahoo Finance (May 2014): “[L]oss of share may not bother Apple CEO Tim Cook. ... But the history of computing has one iron-cast lesson for us all: Devices get cheaper over time, and better over time. The high-priced seller usually loses. This is why nobody uses $8.8 million Cray computers anymore.”

Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry in CITEworld (May 2014): “Sony has been listless since its iconic founder Akio Morita left in 1994. Since Bill Gates left his day-to-day role at Microsoft, the company’s stock price has been flat and it has lost its edge. GM has been on a secular decline since it has lost its legendary CEO Alfred P. Sloan. The examples are countless. ... For all his outstanding talent and his great personal likability, Tim Cook has revealed himself as what we knew him to be in our heart of hearts all along: A suit MBA. He is the Steve Ballmer to Jobs’s Bill Gates, and the consequences, in terms of the company’s inventiveness and long-term future, will be the same for Apple.”

Pedro de Noronha of Noster Capital (July 2014): “I need to know where a company is going to be in 5-to-10 years. I mean look at Apple, a company we all admire... I don’t know where they are going to be in three years. It’s a very competitive landscape. They might become obsolete in two-to-three years, as we’ve seen with dozens of technology companies.”

Horace Dediu of The Critical Path (November 2014): “If [Amazon] sustain[s] this strategy with Kindle and AWS for 20 more years, you never know, by then they’d just be patient enough to wait for the market to kind-of already consolidate, or wither away so that they will be the last man standing. Mac is the case in point ... they [at Apple] were persistent and they had the motives to stay in it for such a long time, 30 years on, there are no competitors from when it was born that are still around, and it’s capturing share. It’s actually probably capturing #1 profit in the business ... So could this happen for Kindle? Although it may not have the fuel to become a rocket that overtakes the market, it may have enough fuel to just sustain itself long-term within that market, and have loyal customers — and Amazon customers are loyal — that will buy the Kindle and will buy the Fire, and to keep improving it to be good enough. And then they might end up, in another 20 years, to be, if not the major player, one of the strong, top-5 device makers on the planet.”

Seth Weintraub in 9to5 Google (February 2015): “[W]hy Google should buy the remains of Radio Shack ... Apple has had a lot of success with stores and that trend shows no signs of abating. ... Apple and Tesla have both proven that high tech companies can prosper in retail.”

Jon Swartz in USA TODAY (April 2015): “[Apple] is arguably in as strong a position as any tech company since IBM ruled the mid-1980s. Ah, IBM. It’s Apple’s world, but fan boys take note: At one time, Big Blue was the Mount Olympus of big business. ... But all good things come to an end. ... Eventually, Apple — like IBM before it — will bow to the quarterly expectations game that Michael Dell cryptically refers to as a ‘90-day shot clock.’”

Jeff Sommer in The New York Times (April 2015): “Apple Won’t Always Rule. Just Look at IBM. Apple can’t grow like this forever. No company can. ... even if Apple still has some room to run, there are some early warning signs. ... the last market colossus to tower over its competitors by a two-to-one ratio was IBM, which did it in three successive years: 1983, 1984 and 1985. ‘That was when PCs were new,’ [Howard Silverblatt] said, ‘and just about everyone thought IBM would rule the world.’ ... What happened to IBM — how it became this small, in comparison with Apple — is worth remembering. I had forgotten how imposing IBM once was. By some measures, it was vastly more important than Apple is today. ... With hindsight, it’s clear that IBM’s Olympian status was part of its problem. ... Rapid growth, after all, isn’t a sure thing, especially when you’re already the biggest company in the world. IBM has proved that. Sooner or later, Apple investors will have to take that lesson to heart.”

Rob Enderle (July 2015): “Apple was in worse shape than HP Inc. will be and it still managed to eventually become a more powerful company than HP, suggesting that with sharp execution, [HP CEO Dion] Weisler could do the same.”

Rob Enderle (September 2015): “Apple creates a ‘happy trap’ with its products so that once people buy-in to the Apple eco-system, they can’t move out without an [un]acceptable amount of pain. ... IBM’s near failure in the late 1980s was also the result of this same strategy, which showcases that it can also be deadly to the companies that use it.”

Professor André Spicer, PhD, of Cass Business School at City University London (January 2016): “Apple may have had the largest quarterly profits in history but it could go from darling to dud within a few years. This happened to Nokia before, and it could easily happen to Apple.”

Larry Light (February 2016): “It’s called the edifice complex, and it carries a curse: A high-flying company builds a beautiful new headquarters, then heartbreakingly loses altitude. Some wonder if Apple, which is constructing a massive new palace near the tech titan’s long-time California office, is the latest to fall prey to this hex. From Bank of America to Sears Holdings, history is littered with instances of corporate icons that built magnificent architecture to consecrate their glory, only to see fate humble them.”

Vivek Wadhwa (March 2016): “[W]ithout Jobs — and given the dramatic technology changes that are happening, Apple may have peaked. It is headed the way of IBM in the ’90s and Microsoft in the late 2000’s.”

Bob Lefsetz in The Lefsetz Letter (April 2016): “Sure, the iPhone has an ecosystem, it may even sport the best OS out there, but Apple has been legendarily bad at services and we need look no further to [sic] Sony to see how those selling premium-priced products are ultimately eclipsed. Turned out Samsung was just as good, if not better, in flat panel TVs, the Trinitron was no longer an engine of growth. The future comes and if you don’t continue to lead, you’re toast. ... business history is littered with those who dominated today but were marginalized to­mor­row.”

Jon Markman in Forbes (June 2016): “The notion that Apple is in decline is not even controversial anymore. Many longtime Apple proponents have made comparisons to Blackberry. The Canadian company excelled at a couple of skills and executives could not imagine a world where those attributes were less valuable. So Blackberry pressed on ... In the end, those well-intentioned but misguided Canucks never saw it coming.”

Vivek Wadhwa in VentureBeat (July 2016): “Microsoft offers a cautionary tale. The company was protective of its core operating system for the longest time, causing it to lose the smartphone market. ... Without expanding [iOS to third-party hardware], the future looks bleak for Apple.”

Steven Max Patterson in NetworkWorld (August 2016): “Apple could be the next AOL ... Long before AOL lost its lead, many internet users experienced the difference between AOL’s walled garden and the richer open internet.”

Rob Enderle in CIO (August 2016): “Now when HP Inc. spun out from HP, which became HPE, you’d think the deck was stacked against it. And, frankly it was. ... HP Inc. was to get all the debt and not one, but two industries in decline. There was literally no visible way that the firm could be successful. But then I recall Apple was actually in worse shape when Steve Jobs took over ... one of the things Jobs personally brought to the table at Apple was the fact he got marketing and the end-result was that he drove products that he knew he could sell. The more typical engineering-driven firm tosses products over to marketing in the hope they can be sold, which leads to a tremendous amount of waste. Coughlin’s marketing background should lead to more hot products and clearly many of its PCs, like the Spectre and Omen, show as well as Apple’s counterparts as a result.”

Ben Thompson in Exponent (January 2017): “Windows, they were so intertwined with the PC ... it was an unbelievable business model. ... But when the broader context changed around the PC, they were screwed! Because their business model was too good to change. And now, today, Apple with the iPhone is an unbelievable business model, right? The danger is, if we do come to a paradigm shift, can they change? ... the better you are in one paradigm, almost by definition, the worse you will be in the next.”

Rob Enderle in IT Business Edge (February 2017): “[There’s] a common mistake that large tech firms almost always make. HP Inc. is smartly ignoring and avoiding it. Here’s an example. Steve Jobs took over Apple, which was in terrible shape and, in the face of folks declaring that company dead, in about a decade, gave everyone a raspberry as he turned Apple into the most valuable company in the world. ... In HP Inc’s latest financial results, we see some pretty amazing things from a firm that is supposedly selling dying tech­nol­o­gy.”

Adam Hartung in Forbes (February 2017): “[Apple’s] expansion into [India] is anticipated to produce tremendous iPhone sales growth. Do you remember when, just before filing for bankruptcy, Krispy Kreme was going to keep up its valuation by expanding into China? ... Overall, doesn’t [today’s Apple] sound a lot like Microsoft? ... Apple has spent lavishly on a new corporate headquarters ... Who was that retailer that was so successful that it built what was, at the time, the world’s tallest building? Oh yeah, that was Sears.”

Boris Schlossberg on CNBC (May 2017): “I think perhaps the best days of Apple are behind it. ... When IBM peaked in ’85, that was pretty much the peak of IBM. It’s not a good sign to be the biggest in the S&P; it means you’ve pretty much reached your apex, as far as growth potential. ... frankly, we’re all bored with their products. ... there’s nothing that Apple has produced recently that makes you wanna run to the store and wanna buy it.”

Zachary Karabell in Wired (May 2017): “[T]he shadow cast by past corporate behemoths is creeping up on Apple. As valuable as Apple is now and could still become, the company looks vulnerable to being eclipsed in the years ahead, if not threatened to its corporate core. ... take a look at the list of Fortune 500 companies in 1955 compared to today. As of last year, only 12 percent of the mid-20th century list of the world’s largest companies made it to the second decade of the 21st century. ... US Steel is severely diminished, and Armour (which made packaged meats as well as Dial soap) is no more. It gets worse from there.”

Marco Arment in Marco.org (May 2017): “Before the iPhone, RIM’s BlackBerry was the king of smartphones. They seemed unstoppable ... I’m worried for Apple. Today, Apple’s being led properly day-to-day and doing very well overall. But if the landscape shifts to prioritize those big-data AI services, Apple will find itself in a similar position as BlackBerry did almost a decade ago ...”

Professor Mohanbir Sawhney in Fortune (November 2017): “The history of mobile phones suggests that when vectors of differentiation shift, so does market leadership. Apple has only to look at former dominant businesses like Motorola, Nokia, and Black[B]erry to understand how quickly a leader can fall from the peak in this market ...”

Paul Mampilly in Banyan Hill (December 2017): “Apple wiped out the old cellphone leaders — Nokia, BlackBerry and others — because those companies sat on their lead and tinkered instead of innovating. I believe the same thing is going to happen to Apple.”

John Huang of Deloitte (December 2017): “Let’s be honest. Apple will likely not make it through the next decade and share the fate that has come to Blackberry and Motorola. The real battle comes down to Microsoft and Google.”

Philipp Kristian Diekhöner in Forbes (January 2018): “Today, Apple is comfortably the world’s #1 public company by market cap. But that position is a revolving door ... Average tenure on the S&P500, for instance, is sharply decreasing. An estimated half of companies may be replaced in the next 10 years. ... There are striking parallels to A&F, which blossomed in the late 90’s with its swanky flagship stores, youthful vibes, great quality and unique customer experience. ... By 2017, shares traded at a 17-year-low and A&F had faded into the background. A combination of pride and reluctance to accept a changing reality can throw once leading companies behind.”

James Allworth (February 2018): “I think the [Apple] strategy ... of getting more money out of existing customers, is a solid one. But it’s also exactly the strategy that Microsoft was taking when Apple came along and launched up the stack with the next product. ... invariably in technology some new product comes along, and it enables someone else ... The thing that’s at the top of the stack? It’s gonna be something else soon. And if it’s not Apple that figures it out, it’s gonna be someone else. And at that point, just like the PC industry started to decline, the phone industry will start to decline. Unit sales will drop off, and ASPs will start to drop off too.”

Vlad Savov in The Verge (February 2018): “If you thought you were locked inside the Apple ecosystem before, buying a HomePod is like adding an iron ball to those chains. ... Long ago, Sony tried to make all of its stuff proprietary in a similar fashion but got rejected by the market.”

James Allworth in Exponent (April 2018): “This is interesting, ’cause we’ve drawn a parallel between Windows and, um, well, Microsoft and Apple, and I think there’s another one here, which is like, the end of Windows: There’s going to be a point in the future where iOS faces a similar fate, and it’s going to be really interesting to think about what Apple then uses as its point of leverage going forward. Because this thing keeps replaying as companies move up the stack, and growth happens in different places. It’s a cycle that will continue, on end, and just keep going, and keep going, and keep going.”

Simon Rockman in Forbes (April 2018): “Such generational changes are normal, when I started in the analogue mobile phone industry the dominant, unassailable handset manufacturers were Motorola and NEC. It became Nokia, Ericsson and Motorola. The belief that the status quo of today with a dominant Samsung and Apple is to fail to remember the future. Peak Apple? Maybe not yet, but we are well past peak innovation and the disruption can not come soon e­nough.”

Andy Kessler in The Wall Street Journal (July 2018): “Apple’s problems already have become visible. Smartphones are now like radial tires. Everyone has one and they don’t wear out. Phone franchises are fickle. Ask Motorola or Nokia, if you can find them.”

Navneet Alang in The Week (November 2018): “Perhaps this was inevitable. There is a cultural effect that comes with market dominance in which companies become both complacent and defensive precisely because of their success. Just ask Microsoft, a company which almost became irrelevant when it was unable to leverage Windows in the mobile era (but now appears to be on the right course under new CEO Satya Nadella). Apple risks falling into the same trap. ... some truths in tech are timeless: Everyone gets disrupted, and the bigger they are, the harder they fall.”

James Allworth in Exponent (January 2019): “The phone was definitely on the horizon, and Microsoft saw it, and they couldn’t bring themselves to do anything about it. ... The thing that will replace [iPhone] — who knows what it is — that’s the step before the point at which Apple’s so successful in the phone that it can’t bring itself to compete in that new device category or whatever that is.”

John D. Stoll in The Wall Street Journal (January 2019): “If history is any indication, [iPhone] will someday take up residence with the digital camera, the calculator, the pager, Sony’s Walkman and the Palm Pilot in a museum. ... Kodak, Polaroid and Sears are all examples from the recent past of companies that held too tightly to an old idea. ... Apple’s evolution will be closely watched if only because reinvention is so hard to pull off. A decade ago, Nokia’s dominance in handheld devices evaporated ...”

Stephen McBride in Forbes (January 2019): “Will Apple Meet No­ki­a’s Fate? Before Apple, Nokia was king of cell phones.”

Jeremy Bowman in The Motley Fool (February 2019): “Do [Apple’s] latest numbers indicate the company has peaked? ... The shoulder of the information superhighway is littered with once-great tech companies that skidded off the road. Sony, with the Walkman and the Trinitron television, dominated consumer electronics in the late 20th century. Now it’s considered a bit player. Palm, the maker of the Palm Pilot, had the early lead in PDAs, the forerunners to the smartphone, but has since been left in the dust. Black[B]erry beat Apple to the smartphone market, but was neutered by the iPhone.”

Dion Rabouin in Axios (June 2019): “Apple needs a next act ... With the iPhone’s global dominance waning, there’s a growing chorus of skeptics betting that Apple is headed the way of Black[B]erry and Nokia.”

Stephen McBride in Forbes (August 2019): “In the 1980s and 90s, Sony was the king of making stuff we all wanted. ... But then Sony ran out of big new ideas. ... Remind you of anything? Apple is on its 10th version of the iPhone. Sony faded and its stock has gone nowhere for two decades ...”

Hilary Kramer on Yahoo Finance (September 2019): “At the end of the day, Apple is a hardware company, not a software company. ... Hardware companies come and hardware companies go. There’ve been plenty of them. Names like Wang, for example. So ultimately that’s the problem.”

Rob Enderle (October 2019): “The [Microsoft] Surface Duo could do to Apple what Apple did to Microsoft, Research In Motion (BlackBerry), and Palm. ... The Surface Duo ... could be that perfect-storm product that the initial iPhone was. ... Apple is moving aggressively into TV and entertainment, following the same path that almost put Sony out of business. Since Steve Jobs used Sony as a design influence when he rebuilt the company, the same bad outcome is likely for Apple.”

Dan Runkevicius in Forbes (August 2020): “Remember when Microsoft used to rule personal computers? ... the U.S. Department of Justice ordered a break up of Microsoft’s monopoly. In the end, Microsoft reached a settlement, but it had lost most of its powers in computer software. ... For the next 15 years, Microsoft stock went nowhere ... Apple is recklessly following in Microsoft’s footsteps. ... the company may soon face a reckoning.”

Dylan Patel in SemiAnalysis (September 2021): “Apple CPU Gains Grind To A Halt And The Future Looks Dim ... As Apple once drained resources out of Intel and others through the industry, the reverse seems to be happening now.”

 

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Champagne, By Any Other Maker

iOS Jailbreaking — A Perhaps-Biased Assessment

Embittered Anti-Apple Belligerents

Before 2001, After 2001

What A Difference Six Years Doesn’t Make

Stupefying New Year’s Stupidity

The Innovator’s Victory

The Cult of Free

Fitness — The Ultimate Transparency

Millions of Strange Devotees and Fanatics

Remember the iPod Killers?

Theory As Simulation

Four Analysts

What Was Christensen Thinking?

The Grass Is Always Greener — Viewing Angle

Is Using Your Own Patent Still Allowed?

The Upside-Down Tech Future

Motive of the Anti-Apple Pundit

Cheating Like A Human

Disremembering Microsoft

Security-Through-Obscurity Redux — The Best of Both Worlds

iPhone 2013 Score Card

Dominant and Recessive Traits, Demystified

Yes, You Do Have To Be the Best

The United States of Texas

Vertical Disintegration

He’s No Jobs — Fire Him

A Players

McEnroe, Not Borg, Had Class

Conflict Fades Away

Four-Color Theorem Analysis — Rules To Limit the Problem

The Unusual Monopolist

Reasonable Projection

Five Times What They Paid For It

Bypassable Security Certificates Are Useless

I’d Give My Right Arm To Go To Mars

Free Advice About Apple’s iOS App Store Guidelines

Inciting Violence

One Platform

Understanding IDC’s Tablet Market Share Graph

I Vote Socialist Because...

That Person

Product Naming — Google Is the Other Microsoft

Antecessor Hypotheticum

Apple Paves the Way For Apple

Why — A Poem

App Anger — the Supersized-Mastodon-In-the-Room That Marco Arment Doesn’t See

Apple’s Graphic Failure

Why Microsoft Copies Apple (and Google)

Coders Code, Bosses Boss

Droidfood For Thought

Investment Is Not A Sure Thing

Exercise is Two Thirds of Everything

Dan “Real Enderle” Lyons

Fairness

Ignoring the iPod touch

Manual Intervention Should Never Make A Computer Faster

Predictions ’13

Paperless

Zeroth — Why the Century Number Is One More Than the Year Number

Longer Than It Seems

Partners: Believe In Apple

Gun Control: Best Arguments

John C. Dvorak — Translation To English

Destructive Youth

Wiens’s Whine

Free Will — The Grand Equivocation

What Windows-vs.-Mac Actually Proved

A Tale of Two Logos

Microsoft’s Three Paths

Amazon Won’t Be A Big Winner In the DOJ’s Price-Fixing Suit

Infinite Sets, Infinite Authority

Strategy Analytics and Long Term Accountability

The Third Stage of Computing

Why 1 Isn’t Prime, 2 Is Prime, and 2 Is the Only Even Prime

Readability BS

Lie Detection and Psychos

Liking

Steps

Microsoft’s Dim Prospects

Humanity — Just Barely

Hanke-Henry Calendar Won’t Be Adopted

Collatz Conjecture Analysis (But No Proof; Sorry)

Rock-Solid iOS App Stability

Microsoft’s Uncreative Character

Microsoft’s Alternate Reality Bubble

Microsoft’s Three Ruts

Society’s Fascination With Mass Murder

PlaysForSure and Wikipedia — Revisionism At Its Finest

Procrastination

Patent Reform?

How Many Licks

Microsoft’s Incredible Run

Voting Socialist

Darwin Saves

The Size of Things In the Universe

The Self-Fulfilling Prophecy That Wasn’t

Fun

Nobody Was In Love With Windows

Apples To Apples — How Anti-Apple Pundits Shoot Themselves In the Foot

No Holds Barred

Betting Against Humanity

Apple’s Premium Features Are Free

Why So Many Computer Guys Hate Apple

3D TV With No Glasses and No Parallax/Focus Issues

Waves With Particle-Like Properties

Gridlock Is Just Fine

Sex Is A Fantasy

Major Player

Why the iPad Wannabes Will Definitely Flop

Predators and Parasites

Prison Is For Lotto Losers

The False Dichotomy

Wait and See — Windows-vs-Mac Will Repeat Itself

Dishonesty For the Greater Good

Barr Part 2

Enough Information

Zune Is For Apple Haters

Good Open, Bad Open

Beach Bodies — Who’s Really Shallow?

Upgrade? Maybe Not

Eliminating the Impossible

Selfish Desires

Farewell, Pirate Cachet

The Two Risk-Takers

Number of Companies — the Idiocy That Never Dies

Holding On To the Solution

Apple Religion

Long-Term Planning

What You Have To Give Up

The End of Elitism

Good and Evil

Life

How Religion Distorts Science

Laziness and Creativity

Sideloading and the Supersized-Mastodon-In-the-Room That Snell Doesn’t See

Long-Term Self-Delusion

App Store Success Won’t Translate To Books, Movies, and Shows

Silly iPad Spoilsports

I Disagree

Five Rational Counterarguments

Majority Report

Simply Unjust

Zooman Science

Reaganomics — Like A Diet — Works

Free R&D?

Apple’s On the Right Track

Mountains of Evidence

What We Do

Hope Conquers All

Humans Are Special — Just Not That Special

Life = Survival of the Fittest

Excuse Me, We’re Going To Build On Your Property

No Trademark iWorries

Knowing

Twisted Excuses

The Fall of Google

Real Painters

The Meaning of Kicking Ass

How To Really Stop Casual Movie Disc Ripping

The Solitary Path of the High-Talent Programmer

Fixing, Not Preaching

Why Blackmail Is Still Illegal

Designers Cannot Do Anything Imaginable

Wise Dr. Drew

Rats In A Too-Small Cage

Coming To Reason

Everything Isn’t Moving To the Web

Pragmatics, Not Rights

Grey Zone

Methodologically Dogmatic

The Purpose of Language

The Punishment Defines the Crime

Two Many Cooks

Pragmatism

One Last Splurge

Making Money

What Heaven and Hell Are Really About

America — The Last Suburb

Hoarding

What the Cloud Isn’t For

Diminishing Returns

What You’re Seeing

What My Life Needs To Be

Taking An Early Retirement

Office Buildings

A, B, C, D, Pointless Relativity

Stephen Meyer and Michael Medved — Where Is ID Going?

If You Didn’t Vote — Complain Away

iPhone Party-Poopers Redux

What Free Will Is Really About

Spectacularly Well

Pointless Wrappers

PTED — The P Is Silent

Out of Sync

Stupid Stickers

Security Through Normalcy

The Case For Corporate Bonuses

Movie Copyrights Are Forever

Permitted By Whom?

Quantum Cognition and Other Hogwash

The Problem With Message Theory

Bell’s Boring Inequality and the Insanity of the Gaps

Paying the Rent At the 6 Park Avenue Apartments

Primary + Reviewer — An Alternative IT Plan For Corporations

Yes Yes Yes

Feelings

Hey Hey Whine Whine

Microsoft About Microsoft Visual Microsoft Studio Microsoft

Hidden Purple Tiger

Forest Fair Mall and the Second Lamborghini

Intelligent Design — The Straight Dope

Maxwell’s Demon — Three Real-World Examples

Zealots

Entitlement BS

Agenderle

Mutations

Einstein’s Error — The Confusion of Laws With Their Effects

The Museum Is the Art

Polly Sooth the Air Rage

The Truth

The Darkness

Morality = STDs?

Fulfilling the Moral Duty To Disdain

MustWinForSure

Choice

Real Design

The Two Rules of Great Programming

Cynicism

The End of the Nerds

Poverty — Humanity’s Damage Control

Berners-Lee’s Rating System = Google

The Secret Anti-MP3 Trick In “Independent Women” and “You Sang To Me”

ID and the Large Hadron Collider Scare

Not A Bluff

The Fall of Microsoft

Life Sucks When You’re Not Winning

Aware

The Old-Fashioned Way

The Old People Who Pop Into Existence

Theodicy — A Big Stack of Papers

The Designed, Cause-and-Effect Brain

Mosaics

IC Counterarguments

The Capitalist’s Imaginary Line

Education Isn’t Everything

I Don’t Know

Funny iPhone Party-Poopers

Avoiding Conflict At All Costs

Behavior and Free Will, Unconfused

“Reduced To” Absurdum

Suzie and Bubba Redneck — the Carriers of Intelligence

Everything You Need To Know About Haldane’s Dilemma

Darwin + Hitler = Baloney

Meta-ware

Designed For Combat

Speed Racer R Us

Bold — Uh-huh

Conscious of Consciousness

Future Perfect

Where Real and Yahoo Went Wrong

The Purpose of Surface

Eradicating Religion Won’t Eradicate War

Documentation Overkill

A Tale of Two Movies

The Changing Face of Sam Adams

Dinesh D’Souza On ID

Why Quintic (and Higher) Polynomials Have No Algebraic Solution

Translation of Paul Graham’s Footnote To Plain English

What Happened To Moore’s Law?

Goldston On ID

The End of Martial Law

The Two Faces of Evolution

A Fine Recommendation

Free Will and Population Statistics

Dennett/D’Souza Debate — D’Souza

Dennett/D’Souza Debate — Dennett

The Non-Euclidean Geometry That Wasn’t There

Defective Attitude Towards Suburbia

The Twin Deficit Phantoms

Sleep Sync and Vertical Hold

More FUD In Your Eye

The Myth of Rubbernecking

Keeping Intelligent Design Honest

Failure of the Amiga — Not Just Mismanagement

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer = Be My Honey Do?

End Unsecured Debt

The Digits of Pi Cannot Be Sequentially Generated By A Computer Program

Faster Is Better

Goals Can’t Be Avoided

Propped-Up Products

Ignoring ID Won’t Work

The Crabs and the Bucket

Communism As A Side Effect of the Transition To Capitalism

Google and Wikipedia, Revisited

National Geographic’s Obesity BS

Cavemen

Theodicy Is For Losers

Seattle Redux

Quitting

Living Well

A Memory of Gateway

Is Apple’s Font Rendering Really Non-Pixel-Aware?

Humans Are Complexity, Not Choice

A Subtle Shift

Moralism — The Emperor’s New Success

Code Is Our Friend

The Edge of Religion

The Dark Side of Pixel-Aware Font Rendering

The Futility of DVD Encryption

ID Isn’t About Size or Speed

Blood-Curdling Screams

ID Venn Diagram

Rich and Good-Looking? Why Libertarianism Goes Nowhere

FUV — Fear, Uncertainty, and Vista

Malware Isn’t About Total Control

Howard = Second Coming?

Doomsday? Or Just Another Sunday

The Real Function of Wikipedia In A Google World

Objective-C Philosophy

Clarity From Cisco

2007 Macworld Keynote Prediction

FUZ — Fear, Uncertainty, and Zune

No Fear — The Most Important Thing About Intelligent Design

How About A Rational Theodicy

Napster and the Subscription Model

Intelligent Design — Introduction

The One Feature I Want To See In Apple’s Safari.